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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBBY!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBBY!
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They have returned the birthday invitation
of my father.
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"Grandpa Cotton Hill,
"U.S. Hell"
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Bobby, why did you put that in?
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You know your grandfather lives in Houston.
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Mom says it's the devil.
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Peggy, how could you say that?
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I said he was evil, Hank.
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That I understood "demon" is not my fault.
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I don't want grandpa at my party.
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The boys are going to hate me
because you bought the wrong sauce.
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What happens to the sauce?
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One moment.
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What about your grandfather?
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It has some big plastic pins.
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He screams all the time.
His legs don't work.
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Bobby, don't laugh again
from your grandfather's legs.
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His shins were blown off defending Texas
in World War II.
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Come on son pick up the phone
and invite your grandfather to your birthday.
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Okay.
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Hello, grandfather.
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Bobby, to fake a call,
you need to dial more than three numbers.
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This is super fun!
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I got a splinter.
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{\an8}What did the orange say to the banana?
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{\an8}What a party vibe.
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{\an8}Everyone hates you.
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{\an8}Why are you angry, Peggy Hill?
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{\an8}Nothing, Hank's father.
He comes to the party.
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{\an8}Holy cow! The Madman of Cotton Hill.
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{\an8}I heard that after they separated,
He married his nurse of 16 years.
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{\an8}Dee Dee is 39 years old. Thank you.
Although some parts are younger.
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{\an8}Peggy Hill.
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{\an8}Dad, I can't get back up.
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I popped a balloon with my nose.
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And nothing.
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I did this.
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"What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?"
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And nothing.
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have you tried
to say the alphabet burping?
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That's for closing, dad.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen up, fat kids
They are the funniest.
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John Candy, John Belushi...
Until they dug his grave.
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Who wants a hamburger?
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I step on that chop.
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You don't even believe it.
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Did you win World War II?
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This chop is for my father.
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Is Cotto coming?
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Kahn, if I were you,
I would get lost before it arrived.
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Yes, since he found out you're from Japan...
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How many times have I told you, idiot?
I am Laotian.
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u.
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v.
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Happy birthday, Bobby.
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Dad, you're like a cowbell.
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This time you've outdone yourself.
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You know me, I'm a character.
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Where are your legs?
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What are you looking at, Moe?
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A Japanese guy blew my shins off
in World War II.
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That? Do you like the horse, Bobby?
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I love it, grandpa.
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Well, it could take you four more hours.
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It is rented.
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- Come on, who gets on first?
- I!
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Hello, Hank's wife.
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How long have you been here, Cotton?
I hadn't realized...
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Dee Dee, come here to talk
with Hank's wife.
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Look, Hank.
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What do you think
your mother's new pears?
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She's not my mother.
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For God's sake, we went to kindergarten together.
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Hello, Hank.
Do you still like finger painting?
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Everyone loves your party, Bobby.
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Now I'm really having fun.
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Your wife separated from you.
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Mr. Kahn, I want a mai tai.
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What do you think, I work for Hank?
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Dad, it's the new neighbor.
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It's Japanese.
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No, it's not.
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He is Laotian. Isn't that right, Mr. Kahn?
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Everyone pay attention, he's going to open my gift.
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Oh! A water gun!
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A water gun!
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It's not a water gun, Mr. Kahn!
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It's a Winchester rifle, 20 gauge.
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-He has a real rifle.
- No.
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Peggy Hill has a real gun.
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Bobby, you are very young
to have a real gun.
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Did you see that, Hank?
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Tell your wife to give him back the rifle.
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To his wife?
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Cotton, I'm nobody's wife.
Don't forget it.
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Peg, that's how cowboys talk. Peaceful.
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Let's burst the piñata!
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Hit it hard, kid! Bust it!
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- That's it, honey!
- Come on, Bobby!
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Hank, the kid is barely here.
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Come on, put down the piñata
so I can give it. Come on.
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Destroy it! Bust it!
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Hit it hard!
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Crush it!
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It must be made of kryptonite.
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For the love of God!
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For God's sake, Cotton.
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Did you give him a loaded gun?
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Toys are not given without batteries.
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Come get some candy!
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I am very sorry that your grandfather
I'll ruin your party, son.
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He didn't ruin it. He cheered her up.
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Bobby, come here, boy.
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Take off those pink gloves.
That's work for women.
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Leave him alone. Always helps at home.
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Whatever you say, Hillary.
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Cotton, I'll do the dishes.
I like it.
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Permission granted.
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Put on an apron
on top of your new breasts.
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Don't tell them, but they came cheap.
There are two left ones.
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Bobby, what are you going to do with your life?
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I'm going to be a comedian.
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I am preparing an event
in which I shove vegetables up my nose.
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That sounds wonderful.
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Hank, Bobby and I have decided
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that he is going to shove vegetables up his nose.
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He is not going to continue with the gas station
of his family.
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Dad, I don't work at a gas station.
I sell propane and accessories.
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Don't answer me, boy!
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I can still beat you up!
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Dad, you're a horny guy.
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Come on, mechanic! Fight!
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That's it, Cotton.
They are breaking the good dishes.
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It's time for you to go.
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- Come on.
- Come on, I'll prepare something for you to take away.
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Don't worry about the horse.
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If you come back,
We will call the rental company.
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Heck. It doesn't start.
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I don't think we're going anywhere.
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No, pop the hood.
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Hank fixes it right away.
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Don't bother, Uncle Hank.
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I don't hear the solenoid plunger.
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You're going to need a new one.
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Thank you very much, young lady.
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But the truth is that you are a woman.
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Hank, we'll have to wait.
for your gas station to open tomorrow.
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I'll stay the night.
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I wish it were possible,
but we don't have free beds.
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I don't need a bed.
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I can sleep in a box
after what happened to me in the war.
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I can sleep on the couch, mom.
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- Okay, I...
- Excuse me for a moment.
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I don't want that old cripple
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and rude
spend one more minute at my house.
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You don't understand, Peg.
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He is an ostentatious character,
like a peacock.
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That's why men want it.
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But women don't like his style
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because you are like turkeys,
paler and more discreet.
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You can't see your father
as it really is.
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Bobby and I want him to stay.
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- We are the majority.
- Oh, yes?
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Luanne hates it too.
So we're tied.
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God loves him, so I win.
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What does that have to do with...?
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Dad, we'd love for you to stay.
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Very good!
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Dee Dee, we slept here today.
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Mr. Kahn, my luggage.
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Do you want me to take you to school, Bobby?
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Hank, have you fixed my car yet?
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I just got up.
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That? It's seven in the morning.
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If you were in the army,
you would have already dug 10 graves.
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I hope you are hungry.
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What a delicious breakfast, Peg.
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Yes. Bacon, ham and a steak.
Sausage!
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Where are the sausages?
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No sausages!
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Cotton, if you want, you can parade
to the supermarket.
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But I must prepare to work.
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Do you see it? When women work,
the men run out of sausages.
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Cotton,
I would love to discuss this with you,
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but I'm too busy living
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in the second half of the 20th century.
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Dad, if you want to take Bobby to school,
take my truck.
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I'm going to ride
your pedal extenders.
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You're in the bones, young lady.
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Eat corn to grow more hips.
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I don't feel like it, Grandpa Hill.
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I don't want to get fat.
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You don't worry about that.
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You will never know if you are attractive.
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The ones who should tell you are the men.
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You eat and I'll tell you when to stop.
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touch me again
and I will put the corn as a hat.
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How strong!
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Are you sure I can skip school today?
grandfather?
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Yes. It's a party, right?
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It's Angie Dickinson's birthday.
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- Come on, order some food.
- Really?
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Dad never lets me order.
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Today you are not with your father. Come on.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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- Lady?
- For God's sake.
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That way they will never serve you.
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You have to get his attention.
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Miss, give us a couple of sandwiches.
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This is very strange.
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It's the first time I see
that a solenoid disappears.
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I don't know.
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sometimes things disappear
without a logical reason.
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One day my cousin woke up
and he was missing a kidney.
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At the same time,
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800 kilometers away
A Phoenix woman contracted diabetes.
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I already fixed it, Uncle Hank.
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Now he purrs like a kitten.
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My father does know
how to take care of cars.
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When I was a baby, he made my mother
I made myself a suede jumpsuit
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and made me crawl on the hood
and polish it until it shines.
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Your father is the bomb.
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And the time he took us to the Arlen Hotel?
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- Oh.
- Do you remember, Hank?
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Hank, you have won an important game.
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I'm going to pay you
and your friends are whores.
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Come on, boy. Choose the one you like.
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Hello, strongman.
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Not all parents
They do that with their children.
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I mean, for your son.
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How's the car going, mechanic?
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Very funny, Peg.
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Look what I found.
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That? That's a solenoid.
Where have you found it?
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In Cotton's room.
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Wrapped in his shorts
under a pile of lies.
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Damn, I've wasted the whole day
fixing the car.
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I don't understand.
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Hank, what is there to understand?
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Your father dismantled his own car
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to stay here and drive me crazy.
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Peggy, the poor man
wants to spend time with us.
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And you treat him so badly
who doesn't dare to ask.
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You're right. It's my fault.
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Why wouldn't I put
to that poor man his sausages?
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What are we going to argue for?
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The car is already fixed.
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He'll leave tonight.
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Aunt Peg, I found
a timing belt in the laundry room.
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Do you want me to wash it with dark clothes?
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Good morning, little angels.
255
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,740
I have a mission for you.
256
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:03,991
Good morning, Charlie.
257
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,995
Heck! It's the Shelley Hack episode!
258
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080
It's like watching Shemp
with The Three Stooges.
259
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,082
What the hell is going on here?
260
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,043
What are you doing without pants?
261
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,753
We were hot and we took them off.
262
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,590
A man can go without pants
for your house if you want.
263
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,967
What are you wearing for?
Those jeans, Hank?
264
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,344
Come on, take them off.
265
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,929
I don't want to take them off.
266
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,723
Bobby, take your father's pants off.
267
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,518
All set, Cotton.
Hank already fixed your car.
268
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,561
You will be looking forward to returning.
269
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,479
Peggy.
270
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,734
Maybe we should go back now, darling.
271
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,277
What did you say?
272
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,445
What did you say?
273
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,159
Okay, now. What did you say, darling?
274
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,786
That we can go now.
275
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,454
Hank has already fixed the car.
276
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,331
Actually, Luanne did it.
277
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,964
Good joke, Hank's wife.
A woman fixing a car.
278
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049
That's like a pig trying to read.
279
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,009
- A pig?
- Yes.
280
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,097
I guess you can now
come home, dad.
281
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,224
No, I don't think so.
282
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,935
We will stay a few more days.
283
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,311
Dinner time, colonel.
284
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,023
You forgot my beer.
285
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,943
Come on, bring me my beer.
286
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,280
Mom, I'll have dinner here too.
287
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,573
Bobby, nothing like that.
288
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,116
We had dinner in the kitchen.
289
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,742
The boy wants to have dinner here.
290
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,203
Well, we eat in the kitchen.
291
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288
- Here.
- Kitchen.
292
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,539
- Here.
- Kitchen.
293
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,791
Hank, for God's sake,
I need you to support me.
294
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,085
Well, Peggy...
295
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:44,216
It would be nice, for a change,
dine in front of the TV.
296
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,469
Come on, bring me dinner.
297
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,018
I don't know where you got the idea from
to smack your mother's ass.
298
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,105
I'll tell you where he got it from,
of your father
299
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,816
And it's your fault for not cutting corners.
300
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,277
What do you want me to do?
I can't change my father.
301
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,946
You're not going to listen to me, are you?
302
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:06,947
You are both men.
303
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,949
You're both peacocks, remember?
304
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,493
Are you becoming a feminist?
305
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,497
I'm not a feminist, Hank. I'm Peggy Hill.
306
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,125
A citizen of the Republic of Texas.
307
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,045
I work a lot,
I try a lot and I want a lot.
308
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,881
And I must smell good and be pretty
while I do it.
309
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,341
So I brush my hair,
310
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,760
I put on lipstick about 30 times a day,
311
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,971
I wash your dishes, I wash your clothes
and clean the house.
312
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,765
Not because it's my obligation, Hank.
313
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,393
But because we have a tacit agreement
that I have never mentioned
314
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,312
because I am a lady.
315
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,023
Thirty times a day?
316
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,859
I like this site.
317
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,070
What can you work on in this town?
318
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,366
- Are you allergic to asbestos?
- No way.
319
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,283
Hello, dad.
320
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,827
Look, here's the mechanic.
321
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,870
Okay, dad.
322
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,582
We need to talk about some things
What have you been saying to Bobby?
323
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,501
I've told Bobby a lot of things.
324
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:04,880
For example, how I lost my shins
defending this country.
325
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,508
- Do you want me to tell you, chubby boy?
- Yes, sir, yes.
326
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,301
Bill, I intend to talk to my...
327
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,012
He was 14 years old, a little older than Bobby.
328
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,725
But I knew the country needed me.
So I lied and signed up.
329
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,895
We had defeated the Nazis in Italy.
330
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,065
Then they sent us to the Pacific.
331
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,777
A Japanese torpedo sank our ship.
332
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,363
Can only save
three of my companions.
333
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,282
Chubby, Stinky and Brooklyn.
334
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,452
They were like you,
but one was from Brooklyn.
335
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:40,833
A Japanese plane arrived from the sky
and he shot me 50 times in the back.
336
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,043
The blood attracted the sharks.
337
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,670
I had to hand Gordito over to them.
338
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,590
Then things got complicated.
339
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,803
I arrived at an island,
but it was full of Japanese.
340
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,139
They were spitting on him
to the US flag,
341
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,682
so I attacked them.
342
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,975
But it was a trap.
343
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:01,478
They opened fire
and my shins flew off.
344
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,439
The last thing I remember
345
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:08,152
it's beating them to death
with a member of Gordito.
346
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,154
I woke up in a field hospital.
347
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,032
And they were sewing me
feet to knees.
348
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:18,537
What did you want to talk to me about, Hank?
349
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,333
Well, you're welcome, I guess.
350
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,378
TOM LANDRY HIGH SCHOOL
351
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,051
You've had enough cake, Connie.
352
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,302
What are you doing?
353
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,638
A man must tell a woman
when to stop eating.
354
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,058
You look a little plump.
355
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,603
He's in a bad mood. She must be a feminist.
356
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,567
Come on. I have to see a guy
for a horse.
357
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,361
Bobby, don't forget
to clean your tray.
358
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,614
That's women's work.
359
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,199
Isn't that right, guys?
360
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,451
Women's work.
361
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,952
Women's work!
362
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,245
Women's work!
363
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,956
Women's work!
364
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,835
Women's work!
365
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,670
STRICKLAND PROPANE
366
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,881
You are right.
367
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,633
But he is a war hero.
368
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,344
She is my wife.
369
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,429
But he doesn't have shins.
370
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,558
I just wanted some propane.
371
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,770
Strickland Propane.
372
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,148
Bobby has been sent home
for a sexist revolt.
373
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,901
That? I'm going home right away.
374
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,945
Well you're a little late
375
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,656
because the devil
He has taken Bobby to the Arlen Hotel.
376
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,032
To the Arlen Hotel?
377
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,079
WELCOME
ASSOCIATION OF LAWYERS
378
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,377
Bobby, I'm proud
of what you have done today at school.
379
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,254
I'm going to pay you a whore.
380
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,631
Come on, choose the one you like.
381
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,424
The one I like the most?
382
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,553
You, cutie. Do you have papers?
383
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,809
Bobby, come here.
384
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,687
- But grandpa says...
- You've already heard your mother.
385
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,397
Go with her.
386
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,023
What are you saying, Hank?
387
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,234
Are you taking your wife's side?
388
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,113
Look at me, son. Look at my legs.
389
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,867
Dad, I'm so sorry about Gordito.
and about your legs,
390
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,785
But I'm not a kid anymore.
391
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,537
Bobby is my son.
392
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,332
And I won't let it grow
hating women.
393
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,001
It's normal that mom left you.
394
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,963
She was a strong woman,
sophisticated and intelligent like Peg.
395
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,507
Maybe you couldn't understand that,
but i do.
396
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,552
in my marriage
We are equal partners.
397
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,637
Maybe Peggy
do all the housework,
398
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,515
but I must do many other things.
399
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,436
And I'm not going to say what they are.
because I am a gentleman.
400
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,770
I understand now.
401
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,606
She made you tell me this.
402
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,982
You are his puppet.
403
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,943
No, dad. What I'm telling you
It's because I want to.
404
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,279
Dee Dee is outside in the car.
I asked him to pack his bags.
405
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,448
It's time for you to come home.
406
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,741
Very good.
407
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,955
I thought I wouldn't see the day
in which my son stopped loving me.
408
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,881
It's about time!
409
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,466
Love is a sissy thing!
410
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,761
Isn't that right, you bunch of whores?
411
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,179
Have you heard?
412
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,556
Whores, listen to me.
413
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,727
Next year I will return,
so don't raise your prices.
414
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,064
I'll stay at Hank Hill's house.
415
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:38,320
Bobby, forget all that nonsense
What your grandfather told you.
416
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,530
Listen to your mother, she is the one who knows.
417
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,575
But she is a woman.
How is he going to know more than Grandpa?
418
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,246
Because she's smarter than him, for example.
419
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,250
Your mother probably has
the best furnished head in all of Arlen.
420
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,878
Better than Bill, Dale or Boomhauer?
421
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,674
Bobby, that's like comparing it
with a zoo baboon.
422
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,842
I thought they were your best friends.
423
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,095
Peggy is my best friend, son.
424
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,264
- Mother?
- That's how it is.
425
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,181
And when you're older,
426
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,018
I hope you find a girl
Let her be your best friend too.
427
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,145
Do you think that's going to happen to me?
428
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:15,983
Not if you keep slapping them
and giving them orders.
429
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:19,194
You will be fine. You just have to remember one thing:
430
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,906
women do not come into this world
to serve you or me.
431
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,450
How about we have some ice cream?
432
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,709
Translation: Mateo Montaño Tenor